Meeting 1: The Most Important Meeting of the Day

Agenda: Discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and the optimal pizza topping ratio

Attendees:

• John, the resident existentialist
• Jane, the pizza connoisseur
• Bob, the guy who just likes to talk

Notes:

John: "We're all just floating in a meaningless void, but at least we have pizza to comfort us."

Jane: "Actually, I think pineapple is the answer to all of life's questions."

Bob: "I just want to know where the break room is."

Next Meeting:

Meeting 2: The one where we finally figure out the pizza topping ratio