Decision Making: 504 - Mechanical Philosophy FAQ
Q: What is 504 Decision-Making Philosophy?
A: It's a fancy way of saying you're just winging it and hoping for the best.
Q: Is it scientifically proven?
A: Not really, but have you seen our budget reports from last quarter?
Q: What are its core principles?
A: 1) Make a loud noise, 2) Flap your arms wildly, 3) Stare at a wall.