Option 3: "Because Why Not?": Implementation

Our team has collectively decided to implement Option 3, the choice that defies logic and reason. We're not sure what inspired this decision, but let's just roll with it.

Here's aประก summary of the steps we'll take:

1. Fire all the people who disagreed with the decision
2. Install a foosball table in the conference room
3. Replace all chairs with bean bag chairs
4. Hold meetings in a giant hamster wheel

Our team is excited to embark on this journey into madness! Read about Phase 2: "The Foosball Frenzy"