Methods of Decision-Making: A Journey to Nowheresville
Meetings. The bane of our existence. But fear not, for within these walls, we have concocted a recipe for success. Or, at the very least, a mildly acceptable compromise.
Here are our methods:
- Agenda-Fu - The ancient art of making everyone agree to do what you want, without actually doing it.
- Consensus-by-Consensus - Where everyone gets a turn to say no, and we all end up with a decision that nobody really wanted.
- Dictatorship-by-Default - Because, let's face it, someone's gotta call the shots around here.
- Random-Number-Generator - Why not just let chance guide our decisions? It's not like it's a democracy or anything.