Bob is Missing, but the Biscuits are Still in the Pantry
We are currently experiencing a crisis of epic proportions. Bob, the beloved office mascot, has gone missing. But, in a bizarre twist, the biscuits in the pantry are still there, taunting us with their very presence.
We are offering a reward for any information that might lead us to Bob's whereabouts. In the meantime, we are left to ponder the existential questions: "Is the pantry really that enticing?" and "Will we ever find Bob's beloved biscuits again?"
If you have any tips on Bob's disappearance, please let us know by filling out the form below: