The Resource Allocation Committee Presents: A Meeting Like No Other

Today, we will be discussing the allocation of doughnuts for the company's quarterly meeting. It's a tough decision, but someone has to do it.

As you know, our company's doughnut budget has been a topic of controversy for months. We've been accused of being too stingy with the sprinkles, too stingy with the glaze, and not stingy enough with the cream filling.

We've assembled a team of experts to help us navigate this treacherous landscape:

• Doughnut Experts
• Doughnut Accountants
• Doughnut Psychologists

We'll be discussing the following topics:

• Standard vs. Fancy Doughnuts: Which is the better value?
• The Optimal Sprinkles-to-Glaze Ratio
• Doughnut-Induced Trauma: A Study

Join us for an afternoon of spirited debate and questionable decision-making!

Please note that all decisions made here are binding and irreversible. Or are they?

See also:

• Doughnut Jokes for the Soul
• The Dark Side of Doughnuts