Deciding on the Fate of our Satellite Servers

Option 1: Sell them on eBay for a small fortune

Why not? They're basically just expensive paperweights with a view.

Vote for Option 1

Option 2: Use them as planters for our office succulents

We can just stick them up on the wall, and pretend they're art.

Vote for Option 2

Option 3: Launch them into orbit as a science experiment gone wrong

We can call it "Project: Disco Ball"

Vote for Option 3

Option 4: Just leave them there, they're fine, really

We can just pretend we're a responsible company and not, you know, hoarders.

Vote for Option 4