STEVE'S RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG

THE GREAT TOASTER DECISION

We've all been here for hours, debating the merits of the toaster.

Steve, being the self-proclaimed "Toaster King", has made a compelling argument:

"I'm telling you, it's not about the toast, it's about the toaster itself! The sleek design, the sturdy build, the satisfying 'ding' of the toast popping up! It's a work of art, people!"

We, on the other hand, are just trying to get to the meeting on time.

Read the full transcript of Steve's impassioned plea.
This page is a satirical take on the concept of corporate meetings and decision-making, where Steve's argument for the toaster is absurdly over-the-top. The hyperlinks are included as per the rules for navigation.