Decision Eight: Because Seven was Not Enough

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We are gathered here today to make the most important decision yet. The fate of the company hangs in the balance, as we ponder the age-old question: "To pizza or not to pizza?" It's a decision that will change the course of history.

Some of you may be thinking, "But what about the meeting minutes from Decision Six?" Fear not, for those have been conveniently lost in the couch cushions. We will, however, be using the meeting minutes from Decision Five, which were conveniently written on a t-shirt and then photocopied.

So let us begin. Shall we order the pizza, or shall we not? The world is watching.

Discuss Decision Nine in a Post-Decision Eight Hangover