We're at a critical juncture, folks. Decision Six, codenamed "The Unmitigated Disaster," is upon us. A decision so egregious, so calamitous, so utterly devoid of reason, that it defies comprehension.
We have before us two options:
Option One: The Folly of Fools
Option Two: The Abomination of Abominations
Choose wisely, mortals.