This is the option that nobody really wanted, but it was either the best of the worst, or the worst of the best.
Implementation Plan: Step Four
This is where things start to get really, really bad.
Our team of highly trained professionals will:
Continue to the next step in our glorious descent into madness.
Back to the previous page, where things were only slightly less terrible..
Back to the meeting minutes, where all the real fun happened..
This page will self-destruct in 5 seconds, due to excessive use of Comic Sans.
At this point, all bets are off, and we are all doomed.
We have reached the point where the law of diminishing returns is no longer applicable, and we are now firmly in the realm of diminishing sanity.
But don't worry, it's all just part of our carefully planned and executed process for reaching the bottom of this pit of despair.
Continue to the next step in our glorious descent into madness..
This option may not be the best, but it is an option.
Side effects may include: