Committee of the Unknown: Decisions That Never Were

Decision 1: Building a 50-story skyscraper in the middle of the desert

We, the Committee of the Unknown, have decided that building a 50-story skyscraper in the middle of the desert is a fantastic idea. Who needs a functional use case for a building, anyway? The view from the observation deck will be... well, not exactly breathtaking.

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Decision 2: Replacing all office chairs with giant exercise balls

Why bother with comfortable, ergonomic chairs when you can just bounce your way to productivity on a giant exercise ball? It's like being a giant hamster in a meeting!

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Decision 3: Making Tuesdays mandatory nap days

Tuesdays are the new Mondays. But, you know, better. We've decided that every Tuesday should be a mandatory nap day. No meetings, no work, just napping. Bliss.

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