THE MEETING OF THE YEAR (or was it the decade?)

Decision 1: The fate of the universe

Should we just leave it to the whims of the universe or do we intervene with some fancy algorithms?

Action Items:

• Create a universe-saving algorithm (Phase 1)
• Call in the lawyers (they're on speed dial)
• Have a snack break (seriously, it's a long-term plan)

Decisions 2-10: The fate of our office supplies

Should we get the 3-hole punch or the 4-hole punch? The debate rages on!

Sub-Committee:

• Supply Chain Management (SCM) Team
• Procurement Wizard (PW) Squad
• Janitorial Services (JS) Department

Next Meeting: Meetings 2: The fate of our office supplies (continued)

Disclaimer:

This meeting was brought to you by the power of copious amounts of coffee, questionable decisions, and the faint scent of desperation.