Today's meeting was a real doozy! We've been tasked with deciding the fate of humanity. It's not like we have a choice, but still...
Go to Decision 4: The Slightly Less Bad OptionGo to Decision 5: The Completely Ignoring-the-Problem OptionAfter much deliberation and a few strongly-worded opinions, we've decided that, yes, we are all indeed doomed. It's not like it was a hard choice or anything.