MEETINGS DECISIONS 2022: Socks and Cookies Policy

In a bold move to revolutionize the world of footwear, Meetings Decisions 2022 has established a comprehensive policy on socks.

Socks shall be worn at all meetings, with the exception of:

• Wearing socks with sandals
• Not wearing any socks at all (we're looking at you, barefoot Bob)
• Socks with holes that are larger than 5%

Additionally, cookies shall be provided at all meetings. However, if you bring your own, you must wear a "I brought my own cookie" sticker on your forehead.

Failure to comply with this policy will result in:

• Frosty glares from the CEO
• Being forced to watch an endless loop of "The Meeting Shuffle" video
• Being sent to "Cookie Island" for reeducation

For more information, visit our:

• Subpage 1: Sock Size Guidelines
• Subpage 2: Cookie Toppings and Dippers
• Subpage 3: The Great Sock Debate