Decision 3: Sock Policy Update

After much deliberation, the Sock Council has reached a consensus:

Due to the recent surge in sock-related existential crises, the Sock Committee has decided to implement a new policy:

Policy Summary:

From this day forward, all employees are required to wear matching socks on Fridays to boost office morale and reduce the risk of spontaneous combustion caused by mismatched footwear.

Failure to comply will result in:

Consequences:

1. A stern talking-to from HR

2. Loss of access to the break room fridge

3. Mandatory attendance at Sock-ology 101

For more information, visit:

Decision 4: Sock-Scented Cereal Options

Or, for a comprehensive guide to our Sock Policy, visit:

Sock Policy Manual