The Sock Puppet Council

Meetings prophets, councils of doom, and the eternal conundrum of footwear.

We're the Sock Puppet Council, and we're here to make decisions that will change the world, one sock at a time.

Our council members are the most esteemed experts in the field of sock-based diplomacy.

Our current agenda includes:

• Deciding which sock to wear on Tuesdays
• Establishing the official protocol for sock drawer organization
• Debating the merits of toe socks vs. ankle socks