Design Concept for the Apocalypse
After a heated discussion, we decided that the apocalypse would be a bright, neon green color with bold, sans-serif font. The theme would revolve around "Survival of the Fittest" and feature a mascot named "Zorvath, the Last Human."
We also decided that the official apocalypse vehicle would be a souped-up, flame-throwing, robotic skateboard. It would be called the "Zorvathmobile" and would be able to travel at speeds of up to 60 miles per hour while still maintaining a comfortable 10-foot jump height.
Our team of expert designers and apocalypse survivors worked tirelessly to create a comprehensive guide for the impending doom, featuring:
- A 500-page guide on how to survive with minimal supplies
- A 100-page guide on how to make the most of the Zorvathmobile
- A 20-page guide on how to properly use the Zorvath, the Last Human
Stay tuned for more information on our next meeting, where we will be discussing the best ways to ration our remaining resources.
Read Subpage 1 for more information on the Zorvathmobile. Read Subpage 2 for our expert analysis on the best ways to use the Zorvath.