The 21 Burpees Meeting: Where Bureaucracy Meets Boredom

Welcome, esteemed members of the 21 Burpees Meeting! We're thrilled to have you here, mostly because we needed a quorum for our meeting quorum.

Today, we'll be discussing the pressing issues of the universe, including but not limited to:

• What color to paint the office break room?
• Whether to have pizza or salad for lunch?
• Who ate the last donut from the break room?

Agenda items include, but are not limited to:

• The Great Sock Conspiracy ( Item 1a)
• The Mystery of the Missing Stapler (Item 1b)
• The Burpee-pocalypse (Item 2)

We'll be voting on these and other pressing issues. Don't forget to fill out your attendance sheet!

Vote on the office paint color