Appendix C: The Unofficial Meeting Minutes

In a shocking turn of events, the meeting attendees managed to agree on something.

Item 1: The importance of proper meeting minutes was discussed.
Item 2: The meeting attendees were seen sipping on coffee.
Item 3: The meeting room was deemed too cold.

To continue reading the thrilling tale of 5678-1, please visit: Appendix D: The After-Meeting Shenanigans The Actual Meeting Minutes (yawn)

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