Resolution 2: The Great Sock Puppet Show

After much deliberation, the Sock Puppet Uprising has been put down. The rebels, fueled by an unquenchable thirst for autonomy and an overabundance of missing socks, have laid down their arms and agreed to a peaceful resolution.

Key points of the resolution include:

• The creation of a new Sock Puppet Union, with a democratically elected council of wise and just sock puppets.
• The establishment of Sock Puppet Day as a national holiday, celebrated with feasts of lost socks and puppeteers' solidarity marches.
• The mandatory installation of sock drawers with built-in puppeteers' lounges, providing a safe haven for weary puppeteers.
• The creation of a new department of Missing Socks Enforcement (MSE), tasked with reuniting errant socks with their long-lost partners.

Read on: Implementation 3, The Sock Puppet Uprising's New Era

Learn more about the Sock Puppet Union and its glorious struggle