MEETING OF THE SECRETS SOCIETY

Meeting Minutes - Session 7D

AGENDA: Discussion of the new "Invisible Sock" project, a stealthy initiative to hide socks under the conference table.

The meeting was called to order at 2:47 PM by the Chairman, a bespectacled figure with a penchant for monogrammed ties.

• Item 1: Sock placement strategy
• Item 2: Sock retrieval methods
• Item 3: Sock maintenance and repair

After a spirited discussion, the following motions were made:

1. Resolution 1: To establish a standard 3:1 ratio of socks to meeting attendees.
2. Resolution 2: To appoint a Sock Overlord to oversee the project.
3. Resolution 3: To declare Tuesdays "Sock Fridays" for all meetings.

Resolution 2 was met with some resistance, but the Sock Overlord was eventually confirmed.

The meeting adjourned at 3:47 PM, with the next meeting scheduled for Session 8D.

Continue to Session 8D