MEETINGS DECISIONS 9012-1 - Adjournment of Doom
After 12 hours of deliberation and 9 failed attempts to order food from the cafeteria, the meeting has been decidedly adjourned until further notice, when the conference room will be converted into a cat cafe.
The main points discussed were:
- Whether or not the stapler was on fire
- The correct usage of the word "synergy"
- Why the copier was possessed by a malevolent spirit
- Whether or not to rebrand as a "disruptive innovator"
Adjournment Committee Members