Actual Decisions

Meeting Minutes

Minutes from the meeting of the Decisive Council, convened in the Great Hall of the Castle.

Present: The Council of the Wise, consisting of 12 members of varying degrees of intelligence.

Decisions Made:

1. Established the official snack policy for meetings: pizza and donuts only.
2. Confirmed the existence of the invisible hand of the free market, but refused to acknowledge its role in decision-making.
3. Debated the finer points of existential dread and the meaninglessness of life, but ultimately decided to table it for further discussion.