Meeting Minutes for Attendee 8

Present: CEO, CTO, CIO, and 7 other highly trained specialists

Decisions:

• Approved: The purchase of 1000 rubber ducks for the office
• Deferred: The implementation of a nap-time policy
• Abstained: CEO (due to existential dread)

Attendance:

• CIO: "I'm here, but not really
• CIO (proxy): "I'm not really sure, I just got here for the free food"
• CEO: "I'd rather not, but I have no choice"
• CTO: "I'm here, but I'm not really a person"
• Specialist 1: "I'm here for 10 minutes, and then I leave"
• Specialist 2: "I'm here, but I'm on a phone call"
• Specialist 3: "I'm here, I swear, I'm not just a ghost"
• Specialist 4: "I'm not here, but I'm watching on the interwebz"
• Specialist 5: "I'm here, and also on vacation"
• Specialist 6: "I'm here, but I'm allergic to meetings"
• Specialist 7: "I'm here, and I'm secretly a robot"