MEETING: TOASTER PURCHASE DECISION

AGENDA ITEM: BUYING A TOASTER

After careful consideration, we have narrowed down the options to three viable candidates:

Toaster-o-matic 3000 (TM3000)

A behemoth of a toaster, with the power to heat up to 4 slices at once, and a 10-year warranty that's almost as long as the toaster's cord.

Toasty's Little Buddy (TLB-100)

A compact, no-frills toaster that's perfect for small kitchens and even smaller egos. It's like the toaster equivalent of a Prius: it may not be flashy, but it gets the job done.

Fire-Breathing Dragon Toaster (FBDT)

A high-end behemoth of a toaster that's as much a statement piece as it is a kitchen appliance. It's like a sports car: it's not just a toaster, it's an experience.

Which one will we choose? Stay tuned for further deliberation.