COOKIES ARE LIFE

By visiting this site, you agree to our absurd cookie policy:

Article 1: We reserve the right to steal your cookies

Our lawyers have informed us that it's okay to take all your cookies. In fact, it's not just okay, it's encouraged. We'll even give you a cookie-themed participation trophy if you let us have all your cookies!

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Article 2: Cookies are our reality

We're not kidding. We've got a cookie farm where we raise cookie-shaped robots to do our bidding. It's a real thing. Don't ask questions.

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Article 3: You'll never leave

Our cookie addiction center is equipped with a one-way door. You'll never leave. We'll feed you cookies until you're nothing but a cookie-filled husk of your former self. It's a real thing. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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