MEETING OF THE PASTA
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...
Today's Agenda:
- When to order the pizza
- How many slices to eat
- Whether to use a fork or a spoon
- What to watch while eating the pizza
Discussion Points:
- The perils of pineapple as a topping
- The importance of a good crust
- The debate over meatballs vs. meatless
- The art of folding a slice without getting sauce on your shirt
- The existential crisis of running out of bread
Next Steps:
- Vote on the pizza toppings
- Assign pizza-eating tasks to each attendee
- Set a timer for the pizza-eating competition
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Adjourned!
See you at the next meeting, when we'll be deciding on where to get ice cream.