MEETING OF THE PASTA

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions...

Today's Agenda:

• When to order the pizza
• How many slices to eat
• Whether to use a fork or a spoon
• What to watch while eating the pizza

Discussion Points:

• The perils of pineapple as a topping
• The importance of a good crust
• The debate over meatballs vs. meatless
• The art of folding a slice without getting sauce on your shirt
• The existential crisis of running out of bread

Next Steps:

• Vote on the pizza toppings
• Assign pizza-eating tasks to each attendee
• Set a timer for the pizza-eating competition

Related Links:

• More Pizza Decisions
• Pizza Hacks and Tips
• The Napkin Protocol: A Guide to Folding Pizza

Adjourned!

See you at the next meeting, when we'll be deciding on where to get ice cream.