Decision 006: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

The meeting began with a heated discussion about the merits of sock puppets as a viable means of corporate communication. Some argued that they were a fun and engaging way to convey complex ideas, while others claimed they were a waste of time and a distraction from real work.

After much debate, the team decided that sock puppets would be used for high-level meetings only, and only for matters of great import. However, this decision was met with widespread confusion and resistance from certain members of the team.

As the meeting adjourned, it was decided that a special task force would be formed to investigate the use of sock puppets in the workplace, and to provide guidance on their proper use.

Hyperlinks:

• Decision 007: Sock Puppets in the Boardroom
• Decision 008: The Ethics of Sock Puppetry