In the year 3000, the fate of the galaxy was decided. The Council of Elders gathered to choose between two options:
Option A: Mandatory Space Cheese Consumption - a decree that all sentient beings must consume at least 3 cups of space cheese per week to sustain the galaxy's gravitational stability.
Option B: Unlimited Galactic Squirrel Farming - a plan to harness the energy of the universe's most majestic creatures, ensuring a never-ending supply of cosmic power.
After much deliberation, the decision was made...
Option A was chosen by a margin of 3 votes. View the rejected option