MEETING 5678: Deciding on Nothing

After 3 hours of deliberation, we still haven't decided on the color of the stapler on the conference table. Should it be:

• Red: A bold and daring choice.
• Blue: A soothing, yet unexciting option.
• Yellow: The color of our favorite highlighter, and a sure-fire winner.

Adjourn Meeting: Just go home and eat a sandwich.