Executive Decision 1001, Section 3: The Unmitigated Disaster
The great minds of the executive team gathered to discuss the pressing matter of who ate the last donut in the break room. The tension was palpable as they pored over spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations, but it was clear: someone had to be fired.
After hours of heated debate, the team finally reached a consensus: the janitor was to be let go. "It's not just about the donut," one executive explained, "it's about the principle of the thing."
Next up: The Great Coffee Machine Debacle of 2002. Who will be the next to fall?
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