Implementation Status: Lost in Translation

We're still trying to figure out what this means...

• Requestor: "Can we implement the new feature today?"
• Status: "We'll get back to you when we're done with the meeting about the meeting."
• Estimated Completion Time: "When we're done with the meeting about the meeting."

Current Implementation Status:

• Step 1: "Understand what we're trying to do"
• Step 2: "Meet about it"
• Step 3: "Get distracted by cat videos"

Subpages:

• Meeting Protocol (Because who doesn't love a good meeting?)
• Feature Request Form (Just for fun)