IT Guy's Decision Prophets

Today's Prophecy: "Buy more staplers for the break room."

Reason: "It's a stapler-ific idea."

IT Guy's Notes: "I had a vision, man. I saw staplers. Everywhere."

Read More: IT Guy's Vision Quest

Previous Prophecies:

• Previous Decisions
• Buy more paper clips for the supply cabinet.
• Fire the janitor. He's a menace.

Upcoming Prophecies:

• Coming Decisions
• Whether to install a foosball table in the break room.
• Who ate the last donut from the break room fridge.