The Sales Review: Because Who Doesn't Love a Good Time-Waster

Today's Agenda: Because We're Not Done Yet

Good morning, sales team! Today's meeting will be the never-ending highlight of your week.

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Sales Review": Where we stare at spreadsheets for hours, pretending to be interested.
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Marketing's "Creative" Brainstorming Session: Where we try to come up with 17 different ways to sell the same thing.
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break: Because our stomachs are as empty as our sales numbers.
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Product Launch Meeting: Where we launch a new product and promptly forget what it's for.
• 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More Sales Review: Because You Can Never Have Enough Time to Look at Spreadsheets.

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack to share with the team! (Please, for the love of all things holy, don't forget the cookies.)

See you all at the meeting!