Today, we will be discussing the most pressing issue of the century: the merits of sprinkles vs. glaze on donuts.
Our fearless leader, Bob, will be presenting his case for the superiority of sprinkles.
However, a vocal minority has emerged, led by Karen, who insists that glaze is the only civilized choice.
The fate of humanity's snacking habits hangs in the balance. Stay tuned for more updates from the donut wars.