Meeting Minutes - 2022-01-01

Minutes of the Intergalactic Meeting of the Interspatial Council, held on 2022-01-01.

Agenda

1. Approve the new intergalactic font, "G'lunkian Script", for use in all official documents.
2. Discuss the merits of using moon rocks as a sustainable energy source.
3. Debate the best way to transport 17,000 metric tons of space cheese to the Andromeda galaxy.
4. Elect the new Galactic Poet Laureate.

The font was approved with a unanimous vote (9-0-1 abstention). The abstention was cast by Zorvath, who insisted on wearing his "I'm with stupid" t-shirt as a form of protest.
After a heated debate, the Council decided to reject moon rocks as a sustainable energy source due to their tendency to explode in zero gravity.
The transport of space cheese to Andromeda will be handled by the infamous "Cheesy McSpaceface" company, whose bid was 0.5% cheaper than the competition.
The new Galactic Poet Laureate is none other than the venerable poet, Gorthok the Unkillable.

Adjourned at 14:47:01, Galactic Time.