APPENDIX C: SOCKET SAGA

Resolution of the Great Socket Debate of 2022

On 2022-04-08, the Council of Elders convened to address the burning question: should our meeting rooms be equipped with sockets for the purpose of charging one's electric toothbrush?

After much deliberation, a motion was passed that all meeting rooms shall indeed feature sockets, but only for the charging of one's electric toothbrush. All other uses, such as charging one's phone, laptop, or electric hoverboard, shall be strictly forbidden.

Key Points:

APPENDIX D: ELECTRIC HAMMER

• The installation of sockets shall be overseen by the Department of Electrical Wizardry.

• A socket for each participant shall be provided, with a maximum of two sockets per participant, lest we risk a Socket Overload.

• Any attempts to charge a non- electric toothbrush shall be met with stern disapproval.

© The Great and Powerful Council of Elders, 2022

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