The Great Extra Caffeine Meeting of 2023

Friday, 3:00 PM - The Fate of the Company Hangs in the Balance

Agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life and its relation to caffeine
Item 2: Decide on the optimal coffee-to-water ratio for maximum productivity
Item 3: Elect the Caffeine King/Queen of the Company

This meeting will determine the course of history. Or at least, it will decide which team members will make it to the 5 PM happy hour.

Caffeine Rationing Committee | Productivity Pyramid Scheme