Last seen on Monday morning, the coffee mug in question was a bright and cheerful vessel, filled with the hopes and dreams of our team.
- Witnesses report that it was seen being carried by a certain someone with a questionable grasp of personal space.
- The mug was last known to be in the break room, but a thorough search has yielded nothing but a few crumbs and a lingering sense of dread.
- A reward has been offered to anyone who can provide information leading to the recovery of the missing mug, or at the very least, the identity of the perpetrator.
If you have any information, no matter how small, please don't hesitate to share it with us.