1. The CEO will try to convince us to implement a new project management system. Learn more about the CEO's obsession with project management
2. We will have our quarterly team-building event, which will inevitably end with everyone getting drunk and singing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor. Read about the history of our quarterly rituals
3. The IT department will attempt to explain why they still haven't fixed the printers. Find out why the IT department is the bane of our existence
If the CEO's project management system fails, we will have an impromptu meeting to discuss the meaning of life and the futility of human existence. Join the discussion on the meaninglessness of it all