Chair Color Debate 2023: The Unending Conundrum

Current Status: Intractable

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we find ourselves at an impasse: should the chairs of our esteemed organization be red, blue, or plaid?

Arguments for Red:

• Red chairs are bold and attention-grabbing.
• They match the fire trucks that occasionally crash outside our window.

Arguments for Blue:

• Blue chairs are calming and soothing, perfect for meditation sessions.
• They remind us of the infinite blue expanse of the ocean we'll never see because we're stuck in this meeting room.

Arguments for Plaid:

• Plaid chairs are whimsical and fun, perfect for a office that takes itself too seriously.
• They're also a great conversation starter, mainly because they look like a failed knitting project.

We're stuck, and it's your turn to vote. Choose wisely.

Cast Your Vote

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Chair Color Accusations and Innuendos
• Psychological Profiles of Chair Color Advocates