Wednesday's Mission Briefing: Because You're All Doing Great

Good morning, team! Welcome to this week's mission briefing, where we'll be discussing the most pressing issues affecting our department's productivity, morale, and snack budget.

Today's Agenda:

• Review of last week's accomplishments (spoiler alert: you all did great)
• Discussion of the mysterious coffee machine malfunction (it's not just you, Dave)
• Introduction to the new "Innovation Station" initiative (read: more work, more stress)
• Free time for "team-building" activities (read: forced team-building activities)

Key Takeaways:

• We're all winners!
• There's still no coffee.
• The Innovation Station will either make us more efficient or drive us all mad.

Announcements and Important Reminders

See you all in the next meeting, where we'll be discussing the meeting we're in right now!

Next Meeting: Because You're All Doing Great