Wednesday Team Meeting: Trophies Galore

After hours of deliberation, the team has decided to award the following trophies:

Trophy for Most Creative Excuses for Not Meeting the Deadline

John

John's boss's cat's birthday

A very important family reunion

Trophy for Most Likely to Survive in a Post-Apocalyptic World

Jane

Her extensive collection of canned food

Her extensive knowledge of wilderness survival skills

Trophy for Best Use of Comic Sans in a Professional Context

Bob

The font's unique ability to make any text look like it was written by a 12-year-old

Trophy for Most Creative Use of Jell-O as a Team-Building Tool

Alice

The Jell-O-filled pinata she brought to the meeting

Her ability to convince the team to eat Jell-O for lunch

Next week, we'll be having a meeting about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Don't forget to bring your favorite existential crisis to share with the team!

Monday Philosophy Tuesday Team-Building Tasks