The Winner of 'Most Likely to Survive a Meeting':
A special trophy for [Name], who somehow managed to stay awake during the 4-hour discussion on 'The Art of Doing Nothing'.
A special trophy for [Name], who somehow managed to stay awake during the 4-hour discussion on 'The Art of Doing Nothing'.
A special trophy for [Name], for their impressive use of the phrase 'synergy-driven paradigm shift' unironically in a sentence.
A special trophy for [Name], for their impressive 37-texts-per-minute record during the 2-hour meeting on 'The Future of Coffee Mugs'.