Phase 7: Where All Sanity Goes to Die

After six phases of deliberation and debate, we've reached the point of no return. All that remains is the execution of our poorly-planned strategy.

Today's agenda: Agenda for Phase 7

• 10:00 - Coffee machine breakdown
• 11:00 - Unnecessary meetings with stakeholders
• 12:00 - Lunch, possibly with tears
• 13:00 - Crisis mode activation

Don't forget to fill out your "I Survived Phase 7" certificate after the meeting.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to proceed to Phase 8.