Mushroom Mania: The Topping Conundrum of 2023

In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed team of advisors has been divided over the age-old question: should we top our pizza with mushrooms or not?

On one hand, our resident fungi enthusiast, Bob, is adamant that a good mushroom topping is the key to unlocking the perfect pie. "Mushrooms are the answer to all life's problems," he claims.

On the other hand, our resident skeptic, Jane, is quick to point out that mushrooms are just a fad, a fleeting trend that will soon be replaced by the next big thing. "We can't let our taste buds be swayed by fleeting whimsy," she warns.

Meanwhile, our team of experts has weighed in with a range of opinions, from the utilitarian "we should top our pizza with the most cost-effective topping" to the existential "what even is the point of pizza toppings at all?"

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