As part of our ongoing efforts to optimize meeting productivity, we have established a formal policy for handling sock drawer situations.
This document outlines the procedures for categorizing and addressing the various types of socks found in the office.
Socks of Mystery are defined as those that have no discernible match.
Socks of Uneven Numbering are those where the top and bottom of the drawer have different sock counts.
Socks of Suspicious Origins are those with unknown or unverifiable ownership.
Socks of Questionable Softness are those with unusual texture or material.
For each category, the following actions will be taken: