Agenda:
- Item 1: Color Scheme for the New Conference Room
- Item 2: Dealing with Existential Dread of the Open-Concept Office
- Item 3: Who Ate the Last Donut in the Break Room
We're gathered here today to decide on the color scheme for the new conference room. The options are:
- Pink: Because who doesn't love the color pink?
- Electric Blue: It's like being punched in the face, but in a good way?
- Seawater Green: It's like staring into the abyss, but on a wall.
As we're discussing the conference room, our team lead, Bob, has been having some personal issues with the open-concept office.
He's been feeling trapped, like a hamster in a maze of cubicles.
Perhaps we can consider a compromise: a fish tank in the corner of the room to give him a sense of freedom?
On a more serious note, who ate the last donut in the break room?
Some of you are looking particularly shifty-eyed, and I'm not naming names, but...