Tyrannical Decisions 2023

The Tyrannical Decisions 2023 committee met to discuss the most pressing matters of our time. And by "pressing," we mean "totally made-up and irrelevant to reality."

Decisions made today include:

• Requiring all employees to wear neon pink shirts on Fridays to boost productivity.
• Introducing a new "Bikini Bottom" break room policy, where all employees are required to wear swimwear to work.
• Declaring Monday mornings "Tyrannical Tuesdays" due to time travel paradoxes.